During my
latest trip to Thailand I
bought a bunch of bootlegs from at lady at the Khlong Thom market in Bangkok . This place is
also called the flashlight market because you need (or needed, I don't know how
it is now) flashlights during the night to be able to see something - must be a
dream place for pickpockets! This lady specializes in OOP Thai movies or stuff
that's never been released official. But it's still bootlegs of questionable
quality of course! Cat With the Diamond Eyes is one of the movies I bought,
mostly because the cover - you can see it above - and a guy like me who have no
knowledge in the Thai language often buys movies if the covers looks
interesting. It starts good...
...with a
jungle expedition chasing a big, black cat! And when I say big black cat that's
what I mean. No panther or something, this is big ol' normal cat but big as a
human and play buy someone wearing a cat-suit. They trace the cat into a deep
cave - filled with cats! Small ones! Cute ones! The hunter wrestles with the
big cat and cuts out it's eye - a
diamond! Many years later, a colleague to the hunter is in a wheelchair and he
has the eye. But his greedy lawyer (that's just my imagination, because he
looks like a sleazy lawyer!) wants the diamond and tries to steal it time after
time - but the cat, of course a supernatural being, also wants it back and
starts to terrorize those who wants his eye!
Oh, did I
mention it also have three song-numbers? I have seen very few Thai genre movies
who has singing in them, but this one actually starts with an absurd number
when the whole expedition sings together and the black cat is screaming of
anger somewhere in the jungle.
I know this
sound like fun! But it's a long movie, 2,5 hours and most of it is just actors
walking around in a suburban villa talking with each other. The start is
awesome and weird and fun, but it never really takes off from there. Sure,
every time the cat arrives or the sleazy lawyer tries to kill someone it gets
more interesting, but it's way too talky! What makes that part better is the
good actors with Phairoj Jaising as the male lead and Naiyana Shewanan
(unbelievable beautiful) as the female counterpart. There's a couple of veteran
actors around also, but I can't identify them. Maybe in a few years when I've
become better in recognizing faces.
I wish I
could write a meatier review but there's not so much to write about and I can't
take screenshots for the moment. I guess you need to be quite into Thai cinema
to really appreciate this, or maybe it's hard even for Thai's. Me, for one,
would appreciate some more horror to consider it a movie I could recommend.